Price range: $34.99 through $199.00
Hybrid
Animal Cookies x First Class Funk
Animal Funk is a rich, flavorful hybrid that pairs sweet citrus with the unmistakable gas of its funky genetics. This cross of Animal Cookies and First Class Funk opens with bright citrus and subtle sweetness before giving way to a bold diesel finish that adds plenty of depth. The effects start happy and easygoing, then gradually settle into full-body relaxation and a heavier, sleepy finish. It’s an ideal evening strain for slowing things down, getting comfortable, and letting the rest of the day fade into the background.
Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene
26.57% THCA | 28% TAC | 0.12% D9
✅ 100% Legal to Order – this flower ships under the 2018 Farm Bill using federally compliant, hemp-derived THCA. Yes, it’s that gas — and yes, it’s totally legal.
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Sweet at first, gassy on the finish, and deeply relaxing once it settles in.
Animal Funk is an easy choice when you’re ready to slow down and call it a day.
🛒 Add it to your stash while this batch is still available.
Animal Funk THCA Flower (Hybrid) Yes! All of our THCA flower is hemp-derived and federally compliant under the 2018 Farm Bill. That means it contains less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight, and fully legal to ship to most states. No weird loopholes, just straight-up plant science doing its thing.
Oh yeah. THCA itself doesn’t get you high until you heat it (by smoking, vaping, etc.). Once it’s lit, it turns into Delta-9 THC — aka the same high you know and love. So yes, it hits. Hard.
The fastest! Most orders go out within 1–2 business days, and you’ll get tracking as soon as it’s headed your way. No waiting around wondering where your flower is.
Totally. Your package will look like any ol’ boring box — no weed words, no branding, no scent, no worries. It’s like a secret between us.
Of course. We post third-party lab results (aka COAs) right on every product page, so you know exactly what you’re getting. Want to nerd out even more? We’ve got a whole COA page you can check out too.
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